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2 Years ago
Dsbsky
242 posts
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The second they started jumping off walls and doing that "free running" nonsense that's all the craze in France, it killed the movie instantly.
Ok I get it, you guys like jumping rooftop to rooftop and hanging onto things, have fun with that. Makeup was bad too. This wishes it was a zombie movie IMO.
It's just another free running spectacle as far as I saw though.
1/5 for totally killing the zombie mood. Zombies are not Jackie Chans.
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2 Years ago
kunfussed
119 posts
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ZMD
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This was okay for a low budgeted movie. 2.5/5.
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2 Years ago
spookylilgirllikeme
310 posts
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I saw the trailer for it, so I knew it was going to be dumb and goofy. But I thought it was hilarious and I really did like it.
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2 Years ago
arson1999
1807 posts
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yup it says comedy / horror. thanks
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2 Years ago
Spudking07
146 posts
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6/10
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wasnt too bad for a low budget good if your bored
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2 Years ago
parkman79
81 posts
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ZMD
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I really enjoyed it, except for the ending..
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2 Years ago
kinaiscute
107 posts
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I was pleasantly surprised. The type of humor used was hilarious. I thought this was pretty good for a low budget film. For zombie movie fans I would definitely recommend this one.
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2 Years ago
stranger1758
161 posts
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7/10
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That wasn't comedy that was disgusting kinda awkward too. Definitely will not recommend or watch again. sorry
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2 Years ago
nad24
2300 posts
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ZMD
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Not too bad, it is more comedy than horror and it pass the time. Try it for yourself and you judge.
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2 Years ago
Mcgee08
106 posts
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it was an ok zombie movie. if you really watch it for what it really is it is hilarious. nothing like what the overly religious people and what they would do during a zombie outbreak. nothing funnier than christians, gays, and zombies
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2 Years ago
hardmyth
124 posts
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Zmd
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good zombie movie its better then survival of the dead 5/5
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2 Years ago
memikeme
2987 posts
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Zombies Of Mass Destruction
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Zombies of Mass Destruction can be a mass destruction of everything that a zombie film should be!
What a miss match in style as this film had no style!
Its not funny!
Its not a horror!
Its not even interesting in a daft silly way!
Its C _ _ P in every way!
(Fill in the gaps with R and A and then you get what this film is!)
5% rated this film
HQ
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2 Years ago
Kid Kash
161 posts
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A No Go !
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I really hope I save someone from wasting an hour and half of their life like I did. Here goes.
Dire acting but not the worst I've ever seen. There, that's the good points out of the way.
Now the bad points: amateur directing, mediocre acting and script and plot that I could have written when I was seven years old, (bad even for a low budget zombie movie). Amateur makeup and special effects and neither scary nor funny. Not even funny in a 'so bad it's funny' sort of way.
Unfortunately for me when I start watching a movie I sit and watch it to the end no matter how bad it is because I always hope it will redeem itself at the end with a moment of sheer brilliance. I've had this happen and it has completely changed my view on what would otherwise have been a terrible movie. It doesn't happen here. The ending of this movie is even worse than the rest of the movie.
Janette Armand is a darling and almost certainly has a career in movies ahead of her (if casting can overlook this humungous blip) because she not only has the looks but has a screen presence lacking in all the other actors here.
I've seen some people give this movie favourable reviews. I can only surmise that they are either connected to the movie or I should be poppin' the same pills they're poppin', coz' life on their side of the glass must be so much rosier.
I love zombie films but this is without doubt the worst zombie film I ever saw. If it had been scary, funny or had a good ending I could have forgiven it but it has no redeeming features. I'm sure plenty of people will disagree with me because everyone has different tastes but all I can say is I've watched dozens of zombie movies and this comes out bottom for me.
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2 Years ago
zulu
4161 posts
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Well you saved me an hour and a half of my time but surely you should have known it would be crap by the title.thanks for the heads up.
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2 Years ago
xLightningx
719 posts
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ive done that where a movie sucked ass but 1 scene turned it all around and my overall opinion of the movie
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2 Years ago
basketofpuppys
22 posts
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It Wasent That Bad
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if your a real big zombie movie fan its watchable not something youd buy but a one time watch is fun not as bad as i expected from all the posts
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2 Years ago
mzipr
111 posts
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ZMD: Zombies Of Mass Destruction
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didn't like it at all. low budget film very low budget film 2/5
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2 Years ago
michaelmyers
1204 posts
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Zombies Of Mass Destruction"
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i was so discusted 1/5 so bad! ending sucked!
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2 Years ago
doug8it
4481 posts
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Not Terribly Bad
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I guess it's just a matter of taste and opinion.
A small town with typical American problems faces Zombies.
Original?
No!
But..
I started to watch this movie with low expectations and was surprised that it managed to put a crooked smile on my face.
The jokes were corny, the cliche gay guy couple were stereotypical with stereotypical problems and the zombies were.. zombie-ish?
Regardless - I felt I got my moneys worth - FREE!
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2 Years ago
horror master1
140 posts
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Zmd
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it was ok but boring in some parts 2/5
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2 Years ago
Horizontal_Eight
122 posts
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It Wasn't That Bad.
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This movie isn't bad for a low budget zombie flick. I say it is worth a watch. It is In my opinion much better than the new George A Romero movie Survival of the dead.
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2 Years ago
LDporter
50 posts
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Yeah, no one is getting an Oscar for this but I have definitely seen worse. Personally, I don't click on a movie called "Zombies of Mass Destruction" expecting to see a cinematic masterpiece. It was fun, entertaining, and had some hilarious one liners in it -- exactly what I was looking for! 4/5
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2 Years ago
BombSquad78
373 posts
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ZMD: Zombies Of Mass Destruction
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I can honestly say this movie was poorly made. It seemed as if they just got some people off of the road and gave them a script and let them act right after. The beginning of this movie wasn't promsiing at all. The quality was alright, no dark atmosphere at all. The Zombies, Blood and Gore were the de-fault of this film as well. Blood looked like coke mixed with pop-rocks with little bit of rabbies foam "maybe it was mentos and coke LoL!" but in all honesty. Not much horror, not much scare and not much of a story but Zombies on this Town and eating people. Although, the town did look lovely. Otherwise, this movie really did suck. 1/5 for the effort. None the less, don't watch unless you want to see poor no thought-out movie, so to speak.
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2 Years ago
peekaboet
123 posts
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Zmd:zombies Of Mass Destruction
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it was ok for a low budget zombie movie.it moved at a decent pace.i wouldn't watch it again..6/10
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2 Years ago
pallvr
360 posts
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ZMD
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After Dark Horrorfest is dumb humor.2/5
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2 Years ago
lillchief
677 posts
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ZMD: Zombies Of Mass Destruction
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OMG, didn't like this at all. Is wasn't even funny, it was just plain silly.
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2 Years ago
x.heartbeat.x
144 posts
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ZMD
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I'm always willing to give a zombie movie a fair chance. ZMD was an okay movie, I wouldn't watch it again anytime soon though. Overall I give it a 3/5 stars rating.
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2 Years ago
1steven1
1648 posts
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Zombies Of Mass Destruction
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funny,they did a good job.
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2 Years ago
CaliGal
629 posts
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ZMD
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After Dark Horrorfest at it's best. This is so far one of the better ones from the latest batch. This has the dark humor as well as the traditional slow moving zombies instead of the recent influx of fast moving "zombies on crack". Really funny film and of course full of the usual over the top gore. This is what the horror fest is about giving starting directors a chance to reach the audiences.
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2 Years ago
Z0D
94 posts
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Lame
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I usually like zombie movies, no matter how bad they usually are. But this movie doesn't even match up towards B grade zombie movies.
Bad acting through and through, lame effects, I just really don't have anything positive to say about it. Sorry.
A whopping 1 out of 10 on this end.
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2 Years ago
arson1999
1807 posts
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hey give it a break COD. its a fake, fiction, pre-tend, not real o.k.? if you can do better then be MY guest. thanks.
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2 Years ago
mandrake009
275 posts
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Pure Corn
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"You're gonna be safe with me. I'll take care of you sweetie" Hahaha
Zombie B movie. Not much more to add to that. If you like zombies then this is worth a laugh.
2/5
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