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2 Months ago
war angel
144 posts
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Interesting and dark movie, graphic fight scenes, leaves a feeling of cold emptiness that sticks with you long after watching, 4/5
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1 Year ago
SystemCheck
17 posts
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1/10
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This movie ist utterly eventless. Maybe 10 Sentences throughout the whole movie and no good music to compensate. Making this movie must have cost like 100$.
Slow, depressing, a story of starvation and slow death. Trust the votes, DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME! WATCH "Into the wild" instead, somewhat similar but WAY better
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2 Years ago
DL<3
415 posts
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extremely boring movie! I was looking forward to watch Valhalla Rising but now I don´t know why, maybe because of Mads Mikkelsen ;P no I thought this movie looked exciting and entertaining, but its not ;P I have no idea what this movie is about.
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2 Years ago
adrifig
156 posts
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ok I give up, all the comments are so bad and i don't wanna waste my time.
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2 Years ago
endovelico
53 posts
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Great Film! One of the best movies I've seen in the last few years.
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2 Years ago
patric1234466
79 posts
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FOR A 2010 MOVIE THIS WAS STUPID 6/10
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2 Years ago
kingofmovies
7 posts
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0/5
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this is the worst movie i have ever seen..i 8 it
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2 Years ago
virtusvelox
162 posts
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really wrong with server #1 the loombo.com one..movie came on ok but some guy in the background was going on about his shallot recipe .. creepy..going to try another.
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2 Years ago
x2bad4ux
159 posts
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Waste Of Time
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dont waste your time slow and boring
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2 Years ago
JUGGNAULT
199 posts
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ONE WORD..
S T U P I D !!
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2 Years ago
theprot
66 posts
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damn this film was very slow and crap to say the least wasted time to watch this very boring. doesnt anyone want to talk for ****sake in this film??
rated 2/10
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you may use no form of that word on this site!..thank you!!
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"Offensive/Rude/Vulgar Content" Warning.
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Posted 2 Years ago
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2 Years ago
scott141
121 posts
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Reminded me of conan a bit.A slave escapes and finds himself Dies a free man.
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2 Years ago
Jakrok
533 posts
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nothing really special here..low budget..meager storyline..a little action..only fair..it's rough to get through it once..
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2 Years ago
reina123
363 posts
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2/5
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Artistically done? No way. This had about as much artistic value as a painting with nothing but a footprint on it. This is a cheap shot at viewing audiences hoping they would call it artistic and crown it with some type of insightful meaning. There's none here. The only thing this movie had going for it is the period clothing and violence appropriate to that period and that's about it. Geesh having said nothing, I feel like i've given away a spoiler. 2/5.
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2 Years ago
Scheezee Rana
44 posts
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Slow action and everything
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2 Years ago
sahinellol
174 posts
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lol it isnt ok movie weard movie i give it a 2/5
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2 Years ago
yary926
65 posts
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I Did Not Get It!!
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and from what I read..many of us didn't. However, it was interesting in a twisted way; enough to keep us watching till the end. I liked the music and the sounds they played.
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2 Years ago
BIGDAVE54
197 posts
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Absolute ZERO
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A total waste of time and money. Don't puff out your chest and say we don't understand..There is nothing to understand. An idiot with some money wasting our time. The minute I saw indians on the European coast land ..duh.. They were not in North America either.. not in a rowboat like that..Besides Vikings don't get lost..I give it a very flat ZERO.
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2 Years ago
spongedany1
11980 posts
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Wtf ??
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honest to god,i tried,i really did,but i didnt get it..sorry ..4/10
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2 Years ago
lastrequest
4366 posts
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Honestly I think this film is like the spread Hummus ,you either like it or you don't ..doesn't mean you cant understand it or are missing something just means it doesn't float your boat taste wise nothing more
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2 Years ago
spongedany1
11980 posts
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hummus?! who dosent love hummus?!?! i love hummus !! haha
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2 Years ago
glovehead
4397 posts
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..damn. I love me some hummus, too..
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2 Years ago
lastrequest
4366 posts
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I too am an advocate of Hummus..
not too sure how all that started but ok Hummus ROCKS
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2 Years ago
becktold5
979 posts
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gotta say i love hummus too!
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2 Years ago
lastrequest
4366 posts
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but do you like Hummus Taimur?
edit lol...its a spread...kinda hard to explain as it only tastes like hummus
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2 Years ago
Taimur29
7380 posts
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lol, I tried too, but failed to understand anything. Maybe I should watch it for second time.
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2 Years ago
Taimur29
7380 posts
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lastrequest i haven't got the slightest idea whats Hummus means lol, and when i googled it for its meaning it give this definition "dip or spread made from cooked, mashed chickpeas, blended with tahini, olive oil, lemon juice, salt and garlic. It is a popular food throughout the Middle East."
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2 Years ago
spongedany1
11980 posts
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yo taimur,i cant believe u never tried hummus!its the bomb baby ! oh and tanx for taking the time to "google it",now your mission is to try it and let us know what u think !
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2 Years ago
Taimur29
7380 posts
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lol okay, will try it while watching this movie again, maybe i will understand it the next time :->
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2 Years ago
Sk1lZzL0rd
637 posts
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1/5
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Slow. weird. wTF
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2 Years ago
xxxblacknightxxx
121 posts
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silly movie,1 star,it wasnt garbage but lame,very few interesting parts,which made me wonder if maybe something better wud occur later,but never really did.
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2 Years ago
samhayden
33 posts
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i watched the first fight and it was very bland then i skipped it forward to see if it got any better and where the hell was the dialog i dont think anyone spoke through the whole film did they lol not my cup of tea i like people to actually talk would not reccomend to anyone to watch and im so glad i did not buy it on dvd a waste of anybodys time to watch this!!
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2 Years ago
-Snowwolf-
161 posts
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Mm
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wel some 1 nes art project..
this style and cineography could have been great..allas it didnt do nothing ..
no story just a big emptyness..
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2 Years ago
jugoface
293 posts
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V R
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well i do not want to watch part 2
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2 Years ago
kmo444
372 posts
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WTF?!! is this some sort of new age silent film? there was maybe 20 lines of dialogue. good movie to watch if your having a hard time falling asleep. 1/5
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2 Years ago
Dragoonslayer57
143 posts
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Did you not read the description? The warrior is a mute?
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2 Years ago
heresbigmike
524 posts
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Weird movie , I gave It 3 stars , worth a watch , It's confusing although quite Intense ! The natives by the way , their garb , makeup , tree knot clubs and the way they lay their dead are typically North American Iroquois !
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