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2 Years ago
Taimur29
7371 posts
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Jack And The Beanstalk (2010)
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It was okay, nothing special. 2/5
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2 Years ago
Scott244
83 posts
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Jack And The Beanstalk
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I don't know why everyone is hating on this movie. I actually really injoyed it a lot. There were some parts that were a little to werid but turned out to be an awesome movie.
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2 Years ago
hangingman
413 posts
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Cheech & Chong
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I have no idea what I just was looking at? But, it was Cheech & Chong here that I saw.. no Beanstalk at all!
In Vidreel 2 thats what I saw.
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2 Years ago
Sk1lZzL0rd
637 posts
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3/5
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was ok kids enjoyed it
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2 Years ago
littlewashuu
100 posts
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Jack And The Bean Stalk
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ok what can i say about this flim, yes it was a bit cheesy yes it could have been better and yes funnily i actually enjoyed it, this movie i would advise if you do not have children dont even bother because you probably wont enjoy it, the guy in it also dose the voice of eago the bird from aladin i can understand some people finding him anoying but i quite like him. i would give it a 2.5/5 but my nice said that she wants me to give it a 10 lol so kids will love it and yes the giant is very cheesy lol
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2 Years ago
MovieManSKC
168 posts
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Gilbert Godfrey man. How can you not knjow that?
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2 Years ago
eesawbabe
146 posts
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Jack And The Beanstalk
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waste of time and money..the worst movie in a long time, it does not belong in this century.Bad, not recommendable for viewing.
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2 Years ago
becktold5
979 posts
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1/5
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i tried, people, i really tried
then i tried not to puke, people, i really tried
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2 Years ago
rrlatinman
64 posts
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The Giant
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OK The giant was dumb, AND his guard was another one. I think it was very good on story line though. But one of the reviewers here was right about the giant being just a tall man. So here's my concept. The guard?? Never should have been there. The giant? Well, first of all did the "castle" seem kinda small for a castle??
Yeah, so the Giant was probably the right height for the "castle"Now, had the castle been a HUGE castle, then the GIANT would have been enormous. The classic story, as I remember, went as follows..
Jack and his mom very poor with just a cow. cow gets sold to a dude for some beans. mom gets pissed, throws them out the window. "magic" beans grow, Jack climbs, sees a HUGE castle, knocks on the door and THEN a little old lady (who is a prisoner of the castle) answers the door. She helps Jack escape but WITH a gold harp, gold coins AND The Goose That Lays The Golden Eggs. Jack then climbs down the bean stalk who is followed by the HUGE giant. Jack touches ground, mother grabs the ax for Jack, who chops the beanstalk down killing the giant, THE END.
So, In this story of 2010 it has been retold with some up-to-date inserts of today. C.O.W has replaced by THE cow. The Goose is a man.. (Gilbert's voice should have been used instead of Gilbert him self).. Giant has shrunk and old lady had a sex change to become a guard. I see how it is now, everyone that said it was NOT a good movie didn't understand the added features of today mixed with the classic story of yesterday. for kids UNDER 5 years of age, I think it would be a great movie being a grandparent as I am, I would recommend this to every child UNDER 5 years of age. To the parents or grandparents of said child/children, well, you just have to deal with it like I do, watching Sponge Bob Square Pants with my 3 year old grand daughter. Good Luck!!
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2 Years ago
bossplayr
138 posts
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Jack And Bean
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was kinda cute, 2/5
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2 Years ago
randsta
254 posts
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Jack And The Beanstalk
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my sons said it was OK
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2 Years ago
tarz
625 posts
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Jack And The Beanstalk
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one time watch
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2 Years ago
mawwake
169 posts
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Jack And The Beanstalk (2010)
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A nice little kids flick 4/5
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2 Years ago
mawwake
169 posts
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Jack And The Beanstalk (2010)
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A nice little kids flick 4/5
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2 Years ago
the_snake_man2
330 posts
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JACK AND THE BEANSTALK
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It was funny actually. a real story for the whole family to watch and smirk with a Saturday evening ..
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2 Years ago
nighttimegodess
59 posts
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Jack And The Beanstalk
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It wasn't that bad of a movie. It was a cute little movie.
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2 Years ago
#77777ch8
98 posts
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J AND THE B 2/5 Maybe
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we started watching when by grand child said whats this i knew bad YESERDAY BAD
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2 Years ago
hpnuevo
241 posts
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And Ohh! How I Love The..
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pillow battle..LOL! do this statement qualify as an spoiler?
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2 Years ago
hpnuevo
241 posts
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Hahaha! Sergeant Who, Officer Wheer And What?
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it almost made me laugh but as a whole, i should say..nice try butim pretty sure, this flick won't make everybody happy. as i've said before..all depends and based on anybody's preferences. what i liked may not your likings=) or the other way around. just watch and enjoy or be annoyed.
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2 Years ago
Crowsith
274 posts
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Jack
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2/5 would be a push. not a good film
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2 Years ago
ozwizard182
194 posts
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Such A Cute Film, That Little Boy Is So Handsome
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Gilbert Gottfried or "IAGO?" doesn't he ever change his voice?
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2 Years ago
peterNorth
128 posts
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G-A-R-B-A-G-E
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Is it possible to demote a director, producer, or even actors? If so, this movie would make the top of the list.
It's very apparent they're taking all original classic films that were nothing short of amazing, putting them on a plate, and stabbing the sh*t out of them,
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2 Years ago
wolfie87
148 posts
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BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD
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THIS WAS JUST PURE HOLLYWOOD MURDER!! WHY DO THE AMERICANS FEEL THE NEED TO CHEEPEN THE CLASSICS? THIS FILM IS AN ABOMINATION AND I WOULD RATHER SIT THERE AND CHEW MY OWN FOOT OFF THAN WATCH THIS ALL THE WAY THROUGH EVEN ONCE! I GOT FIFTEEN MINUTES INTO IT BEFORE I WANTED TO SCREAM! VERY BAD ACTING, VERY BAD EFFECTS AND THE POOREST PLOT LINE I HAVE EVER SEEN! NOT WORTH THE WATCH, NO WAY!
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2 Years ago
waynelynk
147 posts
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Jack And The Beanstalk
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It was a nice movie more for kids they may love it i injoy it to
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2 Years ago
debbs1966
105 posts
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Jack And The Beanstalk (2010)"
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This was not a very good movie at all,,Gilbert Gottfried has the most annoying voice I have ever heard,maybe it would have been better without him in it,, naw it would have sucked just the same.
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2 Years ago
horrorpops
32 posts
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1/5 Stars
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out of date,bad acting..wil never watch this one again
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2 Years ago
lastrequest
4366 posts
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Shame
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I think you can get away with using puppets and costumes if its done really well..like The labyrinth, labyrinth, legend well..all top of the game
but this look Half assed and well about two decades out of date
pity because I do like the actors in it
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2 Years ago
lastrequest
4366 posts
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watch 'the princess bride' to see how a fable like this should be done
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2 Years ago
NiteProwler
623 posts
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Jack And The Beanstalk (2010)
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2/5 and thats being kind!
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2 Years ago
baza-b
63 posts
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Giant
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im sorry but this is the worst film iv seen this year and was that supposed to be a giant it was a tall man thats about it. 1/5 crud
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2 Years ago
shadowexpler
181 posts
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Jack And The Beanstalk
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seems to me the movie did not go with the noice the voieses did not work with the movie
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2 Years ago
Roosterioi
28 posts
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Jack And The Beanstalk
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Why? Some corp agenda, Makes you wanna say why..
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